Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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