Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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