Do you still have your period?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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