There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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