your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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