some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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