get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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