She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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