I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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