What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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