I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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