did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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