You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The beer is more important than you right now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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