Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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