Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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