If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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