How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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