Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Green mimosas i think yes
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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