yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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