Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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