I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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