who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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