i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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