im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
