oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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