I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Randomize
