I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I believe in your delicious
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
