How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
