..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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