gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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