She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Also, beer. Big fan.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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