Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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