This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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