how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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