Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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