when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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