3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You need a sexual gate keeper
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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