hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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