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If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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