the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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