It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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