I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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