Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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