my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
