I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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