Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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