Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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