doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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