i may or may not be watching the land before time
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
