I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Someone signed my nipple.
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