I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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