Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
