I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
