He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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