Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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