I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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