Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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